The BALL REPORTS

News As I Like It, Not As You See It:

Gore looses another election to George Bush,
Supreme court rules Oscars can only be awarded to real actors!

April 6, 2007

It is Deja Vu all over again.

Al Gore just can't seem to win any type of election. That's right folks. Al recently won an Oscar for his documentary "An Inconvenient Truth," just to have the award overturned by the US Supreme Court and awarded to George "Dubya" Bush.

This is the second time that Al Gore has won election with more votes that his opponent, only to have the election overturned by the activist judges on the US Supreme Court.

In fact, George Bush has now set a record for winning three national elections with less than half of the popular vote. In each case the one man, one vote theory held up to political scrutiny. In George's case, the one man, one vote just was not applied equally according to our court of laws, and the new constitutional theory of terrorist voters. This theory states votes only count if you are a Republican and believe in the "Bush Supremacy.

Follow the money link -------------

A reader politely pointed out to me that I had been scooped by the big boys of the news media, and failed to report the following news flash. I immediately assigned one of my young protégées with impeccable credentials and a recent successful graduate of Bush's "No Child left Behind Program" to investigate deeper into this unexpected change in Chaos Central.. Many months later after a long period of undercover research and many bottles of wine, the young Genius's report is ready for your eyes.

This genius actually found supporting evidence for the Supreme Court decision and evidence that Al Gore is not an actor. looks at the evidence supporting the US Supreme court's decision to reverse the Academy Award Oscar for Al Gore and restore it to the rightful owner George Bush.

This case was first filed in Hollywood, Florida by Republicans claiming they did not get to vote in Hollywood, California.

Newsweek.com
Humor: Supreme Court Gives Gore's Oscar to Bush
In a stunning reversal for the former vice president, the Supreme Court
ordered that Al Gore’s Academy Award be given to President Bush.
WEB-EXCLUSIVE SATIRE
By Andy Borowitz
Special to Newsweek
Updated: 11:06 a.m. MT Feb 27, 2007

Feb. 27, 2007 - Just days after former Vice President Al Gore received an Academy Award for his global- warming documentary, “An Inconvenient Truth,” the Supreme Court handed Gore a stunning reversal, stripping him of his Oscar and awarding it to President George W. Bush instead.

For Gore, who basked in the adulation of his Hollywood audience Sunday night, the high court’s decision to give his Oscar to President Bush was a cruel twist of fate, to say the least. But in a 5-4 decision handed down Tuesday morning, the justices made it clear that they had taken the unprecedented step of stripping Gore of his Oscar because President Bush deserved it more.

“It is true that Al Gore has done a lot of talking about global warming,” wrote Justice Antonin Scalia, writing for the majority. “But President Bush has actually helped create global warming.”

In another setback for the former vice president, a group of scientists meeting in Oslo, Norway, today said that Gore was growing at an unsustainable rate. “The polar ice caps may be shrinking, but Al Gore is clearly expanding,” said Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke of the University of Tokyo.

The scientists concluded that if Gore continues to expand at his current rate, he could cause the earth to spin off its axis by 2010, sending it hurtling into the sun. “Here’s an inconvenient truth,” Dr. Kyosuke added. “Al’s got to stay away from those carbs.”

Elsewhere, after foreigners received a record number of Academy Award nominations, CNN anchor Lou Dobbs proposed building a 12-foot-high fence around the Kodak Theater in Los Angeles. © 2007 Newsweek, Inc.© 2007 Newsweek, Inc.

The young protégées reports that there is quite a bit of supporting evidence that shows George Bush is a better actor than Al Gore would ever be. Some of Bush's greatest starring roles:

 

*Bush, the Actor------Bush the President*

 

 

*Bush - Highest Authority*

 

 

*Bush developed his acting skills at a young age under the tutelage of Ronald "Raegun" Reagan*

 

 

*Bush-Relicensed to Steal -election 2004*

 

 

*Bush and his peer studies films.*

 

 

*Only one film could found with Al Gore starring, and we all know it was a sinker.
A victim of a global iceberg meltdown.*

Ace Reporter: "Who needs truth if it is dull?"

Bob

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