The BALL REPORTS

Who says Bush is not artistic, I mean autistic?

August 25, 2006

Literary experts from conservative schools across the country are saying the President Bush will be the next Shakespeare. One expert has gone so far as to combine various lines of Bush's poetry into a longer poem. Others feel he will challenge Chairman Mao and his little Green book of wisdom. Note: Chairman Mao was the Communist Leader of Red China during the cold war of the last century, when the capitalists were fighting communism and calling it a fight for Democracy.

As it turned out the capitalist were fighting for a country's right to be economically exploited, and the Communists were were fighting to keep the peasants too busy working to complain about government abuse of their citizens.

This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson. A wonderful Haiku poem like this is too good not to share.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pit-bull on the pant leg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
I am the Decider!

Who ya gonna believe?, A crappy Texan, or a certified American Hero President?

To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. -- Theodore Roosevelt (1918)

 

Your humble Ace Reporter

Bob

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