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Global Warming Conspiracy

- What Al Gore didn't tell you.

July 8, 2006

Could Al be a part of the plot? You be the judge.

Global Warming - The Real Conspiracy - no one wants to talk about or they are afraid to talk about.

Al Gore's new movie, "An Inconvenient Truth" missed the real conspiracy behind Global Warming. Almost every scientific expert accepts the studies, data, and scientific research supporting that the earth is getting hotter as a result of global warming. As a result global warming, the polar ice caps, and snow covered mountains could disappear in a period as short as ten years. Experts predict the sea level will rise forty feet world wide with all sorts of terrible results.

This rapid rise in sea level would wipe out millions of homes and cities along the coastal ranges of all continents. To name a few Florida would be under water, New York, Washington DC, Baltimore, Los Angeles, New Orleans, the country of Netherlands, San Francisco, Tokyo, Honk Kong and many other coastal cities could not react in time and modern society would be severely impacted with the these legal, financial and government control centers.

My own panel of experts say the data supporting global warming is correct, but the cause of Global Warming is part of a political conspiracy of Biblical proportions.

These experts looked at all of the available data finding evidence covering scientific research, biblical predictions, motive and intent using all sorts of computer analysis including programs using the DaVinci Code to look for any hidden words to support my theory. All of the results show beyond a shadow of a doubt that Global Warming is a secret program to get rid of the Blue States. Yes, the states that did not support Mr. Bush in the last presidential election.

The evidence clearly shows that the Bush Political Machine felt really offended, and took it very personal when the Blue states failed to vote for Bush in the 2004 election. One expert says Mr. Bush was looking forward to winning 100% the states during the 2004 vote. According to some unknown, unidentified and invisible sources deep within the President's inner circle, Mr. Bush is still upset that the people of Iraq would support Saddam Hussein with an 99.99% approval rating during their election. George Bush feels he is a much better President and therefore should get many more votes.

Other sources inside the Bush Political Machine, (BPM) unauthorized to talk to the press, talked with my scientific research analysts off the record in an unknown location somewhere between here and there. They say one Karl R. ( last name omitted to protect source) came up with this plan a few years ago. This theory claims the blue states tend to vote democratic with a large number of votes along the seaboard going to the democrats. The Red states are in the center of the US heartland and would not be affected by a rise in sea level. If global warming was allowed to continue, a good number of blue state voters could be if sea level was allowed and no one would suspect a conspiracy as the loss of Democrats would attributed to natural disasters or mother nature, its your choice. There would-be enough Democrats left to be counted, but not enough to count for much.

All the Bush Political Machine had to do, was put this plan in to effect was to sidetrack or undermine any environmental program that may stop global warming. The resulting environmental disasters could be explained as freaks of nature, and some members of the political machine would go on to Fox News, claiming God was punishing the sinners that didn't vote for Bush. Others would claim the world was getting closer to hell and this was the real reason for world temperatures to rise. All Bush had to do to implement this plan was appoint the right people to administrative positions with the power to determine what course of action the government would take on environmental programs and undermine any program that could stop global evidence.

My experts say this conspiracy is working just as planned and the average citizen doesn't even suspect a thing.

I've submitted the thousands of pages of evidence, theory and research results to various scientific groups for review. For some reason the FBI and Department of Justice refused to investigate my findings. I think they are on the Presidents side and are now part of the conspiracy. This will require more investigation.

A couple of issues still needs to resolved according to one seven year expert. He doesn't understand how the atmosphere can be getting hotter if we are going to hell as some people claim. He says everyone one knows you have to go down to get to hell, therefore the ground should be getting hotter, not the skies.

Another rather nerdy expert says, these results were supposed to just effect America, not the rest of the world. Our researchers point out most American politicians believe the United States is the world, and other countries in the world are just little bitty islands to exploited for political gain.

 

Your humble Ace Reporter

Bob

 

Researchers Note:
This isn't the first time a political machine has used this conspiracy. During the late 60's and early 70's, documented evidence shows President Nixon was using a similar theory to try and get rid of the leftwing liberal Democrats. The Committee to Re-elect the President (CREEP) paid for a scientific report in the peer reviewed "The Journal of Irreproducible Results" claiming the eastern seaboard of the US was sinking at a rate of inch or two per year and in 20 years what had once been river walks and beach front property would now be under water with disastrous results to cities along the Eastern seaboard and California. This disaster was going to be blamed on all the tree huggers and environmentalists that were saving every copy of the National Geographic that had ever been printed. The total weight of this massive number copies of National Geographic was changing the balance to the continental America causing the east coast to sink and the west coast to rise. Parts of California would fall into the ocean along the west side of the San Andreas fault. New beach front property would be created in Red States, like Arizona and Nevada.

Fortunately, Richard Nixon resigned after the Watergate hearings and his plan was never fully implemented.

• Supporting evidence may be found in these sources.
  • "Crimes Against Nature," by Robert Kennedy
    
  • An Inconvenient Truth, by Al Gore
    
  • Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
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• Additional Reading
  • The Weather Makers : How Man Is Changing the Climate and What It Means for Life on Earth
  • Field Notes from a Catastrophe
  • The Tipping Point: How Little Things Can Make a Big Difference
  • Strategic Ignorance : Why the Bush Administration Is Recklessly Destroying a Century of Environmental Progress - Carl Pope
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