Confessions of a bottom feeder
How to fix bargain boats and make a modest fortune
"I know about guys like you," the old yard worker said as we strolled the
back fence. "You're a bottom feeder. You look for old hulks that nobody wants
anymore, make a few insulting offers, and if nobody bites, you move on to the
next yard 'cuz eventually somebody will."
Zen Master, works to scrap a Hunter 34, above. After salvaging the
parts, he disposed of the hull by cutting it up with a chain saw and
putting the sections in a rented dumpster.
I tried to laugh him off. "Got anything with deck rot?" I gibed. The truth
is, he was right. I am the poster child of bottom feeders. It started in
college. I bought three small boats from a YMCA camp for $50 and made two
sailable vessels from the three hulls. I sold one for $275 and the other for
$500 and almost dropped out of school. Fortunately, my next boat -- a soggy
wooden Lightning that I ended up scrapping -- convinced me to finish college.
Once I started teaching, I realized the only way I was ever going to afford
cruising on such a salary was to bottom feed. I've made some money, but mostly
I've stayed in boats and thus made the most of my profession's three great
perks: June, July, and August.
I had a couple of advantages going into bottom feeding. I grew up in my dad's
body shop and had access to some tools and equipment that most would not.
However, the best thing I obtained from my father's shop was a bit of experience
and confidence in doing work requiring epoxies, sanding, priming, and painting.
I found boats much easier to work on than cars.
The greatest advantage I had was a mentor, an older brother-in-law who became
a big brother/second father and got me into sailing as a teenager. If I became
the poster child of bottom feeders, it is only because I trained under a Zen
Master.
First weekender
My first boat big enough to weekend on was a 1970s-era Hunter 25 that had
sagged on a wooden cradle for years. When we went aboard with the owner, she
held more than a foot of water. My mentor assured me that a boat full of water
on a cradle will likely float.
I stepped to the settee, as the ladder was missing, but as I shifted my
weight my foot crashed through the soft wood to the hull. We bought this boat in
the fall for $400, were sailing her by the next spring, and sold her three
seasons later for $4,000.
My current boat, a 30-foot Catalina, was purchased at an auction for $6,000.
In between, I bought and sold more than a dozen boats in the 22- to 27-foot
range. During the same time, I watched my mentor buy 35- to 40-foot boats that
were under water with only masts sticking up to show what was there, find
divorce specials with prices teetering on the verge of piracy and, in general,
make my bottom-feeding accomplishments seem pretty modest by comparison.
I don't think just anyone can become a Master like my old mentor, but I do
think anybody with modest skills like mine can keep themselves in cruising boats
with minimal financial investment. All that's really needed are some basic
repair skills, determination, courage, and sound advice.
Basic principles
Do your homework – When the boat is an oddity at an
estate auction, it will draw a lot of attention. You see the questions in their
eyes. What does it cost to move a boat like that? What would it take to get it
in the water? Is it all there? What is a boat like that worth? If you know the
answer to those questions before the bidding starts, you are halfway there. More
than 50 people toured the Catalina 30 I bought at an auction where everything
from law books to kitchen appliances and even the property was for sale. I was
the only one to put up a bid on the sailboat and got it at reserve (the lowest
acceptable amount set by the buyer). I knew it was all there, I had a boat mover
bid in my pocket, I was pretty sure I could have her sailing by the next season,
and I knew I could get between $12,000 and $17,000 once she was clean and running
sweetly. Do your homework; let the others watch with wonder in their eyes.
Be patient – Plan that only one or two deals out of
10 are actually worth taking. Remember that there are always more deals out
there, and don't let your hunger for a boat cloud your judgment. It is always
better to pass on a deal than to get burned by one.
Have a money plan ready – When the ridiculous deal
finally comes along, there's seldom time to apply for a loan. The first money
usually gets the boat. Savings, a home equity line, an empty credit card . . .
you need some way to lay down the cash in a hurry.
Have a boatwork schedule – Lack of time to spend on
the boat waylays most potential bottom feeders. The boat will take some work. If
you don't have some off-season Saturdays scheduled into your calendar and a
place to work on the boat, you shouldn't try bottom feeding. Working on a boat
is what keeps me sane through the winter. The off-season Saturday is always
"boat day," whether updating the current boat, prepping the next, or putting
together a nice little trailersailer to sell.
Hunting grounds
Publications are where many people start sniffing for boats. Therefore, they
are pretty well sniffed over. Also, people who have bothered to write and pay
for an ad usually have some idea of what their boat is worth. A bottom feeder
can't buy a boat for what it's worth. He has to sell at that price.
Since publications are an easy place to look, many people look there. When a
ridiculous price appears in print, you have to move fast. Call as soon as you
see it. Don't think about it for a day before checking it out. Most of the time
it really is too good to be true. But when the true deal does show up, it won't
last long, and the person who gets it simply got there first.
Auctions are better hunting grounds than publications. There are two types to
consider: the boat-place auction and the general auction that happens to have a
boat.
The problem with boat auctions is all the bottom feeders will be there,
lurking around with notepads, inching across decks, turning shafts, picking at
chainplates, licking their lips. I've often done well, but never great, at these
auctions. Homework is the key here. The more you know about your target boat the
better. Don't trust what the auctioneers tell you or put much stock in listing
specs or outdated surveys. Your best tactic is to find errors in these documents
in your favor.
My mentor once bought a 32-foot Ericson that had a survey in-dicating a bent
shaft. We tested the shaft on land with calipers and couldn't find the problem.
In the water, the shaft thumped horribly. But in reverse the folding prop
unstuck, and the boat purred along nicely ever after. That boat was bought for
$8,000 and sold within two months for $16,000.
Thumping heart
The general auction that happens to have a boat is what makes my heart thump
like that stuck prop. These are hard to find. You want to get on the mailing
lists for auctioneers in sailing areas, and not just your home port. It helps to
have friends and relatives who know your bottom-feeding lust and will pass along
tips when they find them. Even then, you may go a year without coming across one
that's worthwhile. And there is always the chance of not being the only bottom
feeder there. But if you are, have done your homework, have a plan, and have
some cash, then you may well find yourself in bottom-feeding nirvana.
The Internet auction is the new playing field for bottom feeders, and I've
had to enter this realm without my mentor's guidance, as his ashes now bless the
Caribbean. The Internet is a new venue, but the old rules still apply. Do your
homework, have a plan, and be patient. Do not bid on a boat you haven't
inspected.
Zen's personal chandlery is impressive. No wonder he likes to stroll about
with a cup of coffee re-acquainting himself with the available gear.
Sounds obvious, but the last boat I sold on eBay went to a "blind bidder."
Also, my experience suggests that most lower-end boats don't make reserve, but
still get sold to the best offer or some negotiated price in-between. Don't give
up if you don't make reserve, or even if you're not the top bidder. The owner
may well end up talking to the top two or three bidders. And, of course, by the
time the owner seeks the third bidder, the price should have taken three steps
down.
"Walkabout, talkabout" is a proactive approach. The old yard worker calling
me out as a bottom feeder was a memorable moment, but the truth is I've not had
the success in this area that others have. The idea is to find the boat before
it's for sale. Learn about the boats in the back of the yard that haven't seen
the sea in years. Who owns them? Why aren't they being used? What's wrong with
the boat? What's going on with the owner? Are there delinquent yard fees? Is the
owner ill or destitute?
Sniff the garbage
"Taking what was once neglected and befouled and
getting her into the water with wind in her sails... produces a great feeling
of satisfaction."
You may have to sniff through a lot of garbage, but sometimes you can find
truly remarkable deals. Try to get the owner to the boat before you make an
offer. Chances are they remember the neglected hulk far more favorably than its
actual state. Make sure you explain that you will fix the old girl up and get
her back in the water, as she should be. And before you make your insulting
offer, try to soften the impact by going over how much time and effort you will
have to spend to get her sailing again, how the market for used boats isn't so
hot, and so on.
Take the price you might get if the boat was clean and sailing, subtract any
obvious major expenses you see, like a bad motor or trashed sails. Then cut that
number in half . . . more if you dare. Most owners will be annoyed, some will
show it, but the old yard worker was right, eventually someone will bite.
Pitching the low price is never enjoyable to me, I don't like seeing the
disappointment in an owner's eyes or hearing the hint of injury in their voice.
Making the kill, the thrill of getting much for little, may warm the bottom
feeder's pirate blood. But for every person getting a super deal, there's
usually another getting shafted. Playing pirate isn't always playing nice.
If there is one redeeming element to the bottom-feeder's game it is
restoration. For me, this is the most rewarding part, and always the most
challenging. Taking what was once neglected and befouled and getting her into
the water with wind in her sails, adding another mast to the harbor view,
produces a great feeling of satisfaction.
Getting from the great sale to the great sail is a battle of skill, wits, and
luck. While there might be a Zen to the art of bottom buying, Nietzsche provided
a philosophy more appropriate to sailboat restoration: "That which does not kill
us makes us stronger."
Repair philosophy
Tips for fixing old boats could fill an article, a book, even a magazine's
entire scope. So instead of going into repair details, here are some general
guidelines.
Get dirty – Put down your books and magazines,
except this one, and go get your hands dirty. You can get good ideas and
motivation from written sources, but you'll learn more by doing. Not ready to
rip out your decks and re-glass them? Then be the first on your block with a
fiberglass mailbox and work your way up. It's OK to screw things up the first
time and even the second. As long as you don't give up, you'll get better.
Don't over-restore – The very term "restoration"
highlights the problem, as it conjures up visions of museum-quality
reconstructions and trophies at an auto show. Bottom feeding is a game scored in
dollars and cents and common sense. When you're done, you'll have a nice older
boat that is still worth considerably less than a nice newer boat. Keep a
realistic price for what the end product is worth, but don't keep too close an
eye on the hours spent. Kid yourself that lying on your back in the void around
a rudder post to apply epoxy and cloth over your head is fun and all part of the
joy of your hobby.
Be a pack rat – Never, never, ever throw away
anything sailboat-related. Ever. This may not be a good formula for marital
bliss, but having my own private chandlery of spare parts, old hardware, new
parts, and lots of etcetera has saved my bottom-feeding bottom many times.
Bottom boats are almost always gorged with miscellaneous gear, spare parts,
and odds-and-ends. Sell the boats with a couple of fenders and lines, and
you'll start building stock.
I've made my best boat-parts hauls at yard and boat-store liquidation
auctions where shelves of new hardware were being auctioned as lots. But in
sailing ports you may often find yard sales with boating gear. It's also worth
peeking at online offerings. I keep my gear at home displayed on shelves like a
little store; sometimes in the winter I like to just walk the aisles with a cup
of coffee and dust things off and move them around. It's much cheaper than
therapy.
Be resourceful and creative – Creativity and
resourcefulness counts with every dollar spent. Even though paints, primers, and
epoxies are things you just can't avoid paying for, there are always things you
can do to save. Mat and roving, for instance, are cheap in bulk. The little bag
of it at the boat store is about a 1,000-percent markup from what it costs by
the roll. For an even better deal, find people who have recently completed a
major rebuild or a build-from-the-kit boat; they're sure to have leftovers.
Don't be afraid to search aggressively.
My mentor once found a factory making pallets for the military to drop
equipment out of airplanes. They used a lot of balsa, and he bought their scrap
for a song. When body shops in sailing ports go out of business, their
liquidation auctions are a must. RV supply sources should also be checked; a
stainless-steel sink in a RV catalogue can be up to 50 percent less than the
same sink in the boat-supply catalogue. Many freshwater plumbing components are
also interchangeable and much cheaper through an RV supply.
Catalina 30, home from an auction sale, below, and underway later,
at bottom. The auction price was $6,000.
Consider your comfort zone – When you buy, remember
your repair capabilities, but don't be afraid to push the envelope a little. All
boats at the bottom of the market have problems. Look for the types of problems
you can repair efficiently. Your list of comfort-zone problems will differ from
mine. I'm not sure I could rebuild a diesel . . . even with Nigel Calder's help.
I have "sewing issues" as well. Someone who could machine a diesel block or make
settee cushions may look for such problems, even though I might look away.
Here's what I look for:
Filth – The dirtier, the better. Nothing lowers the
price more, yet is easier to fix than just being really dirty.
Soft decks – Soft decks are not fun to fix, but
they're not expensive. Major glass work is my zone. The bottom feeder's dance is
toe-to-toe, creep a few inches at a time, eyes straight down, jostle the weight
a bit, and look for movement. Check very carefully around deck fittings and
stanchion plates, as the plate may lend false strength to the area. Dance
carefully so you find all of it. Then add 20 percent to any area you discover,
as it always goes a bit farther than you think. Make sure the owner sees every
spot you find. The ghastly look on his or her face is hundreds of dollars coming
off the price.
Interior work – Plumbing, wiring, and bad settee
wood are all bottom-feeder pluses in my book. When my foot dropped through the
settee wood on that Hunter 25, I could feel the price dropping as well. However,
the surface-wood panels were made of better material and were solid, though they
had a cheap fake-wood finish that discolored a bit underwater. Replacing the bad
wood under the settees was easy. A couple spray cans of automotive vinyl/leather
paint made all the fake wood look better. Bottom feeders are seldom called upon
to repair the fine joinery of a Cabo Rico, but the higher end the boat, the more
you need to attend to the quality of the interior. I wouldn't dress up the
insides of an Alberg with vinyl paint, nor would I build hardwood cabinetry for
an old Hunter or Buccaneer.
Rigging, stanchions, hardware – If I didn't have my
own little one-customer chandlery I would look at hardware issues with much more
skepticism. Buying new turnbuckles, winches, blocks, and travelers will
eat up a refit budget. But when the boatyard goes to auction, I am there. Almost
every boat I've bought and sold had some extra hardware lying around in it that
went into my chandlery. I expect to replace some rigging on any boat I buy, but
80 percent of my rigging and hardware problems are solved by my private boat
store.
What I don't want to fix (again):
Keel bulge – Moisture that leaks down a keel bolt
freezes in the winter and expands, making a cavity. The next year that cavity
holds more water and freezes and expands again, making a bigger cavity that lets
more moisture in next year, and so on. The boat I bought had a softball growing
out of its keel. I kick myself to this day for not being more careful and noticing
how bad it was. I drilled two small holes into the cavity, dried everything
thoroughly with compressed air, injected a slow-set epoxy, then sledgehammered
it flush.
My hope was the epoxy would seal small spaces around the keel bolt seat and
prevent more moisture from coming in. The pilot holes closed in the lead after
15 sweaty minutes of swinging the sledge with full force. I glassed it all over
anyway. Taking the rusty keel nuts off after the repair was stressful. Would the
bolt move? It took both legs pushing a 3-foot pipe on my 1-inch breaker bar, but
they all came free without moving the keel bolts in their seats. Five years
later, the boat showed no signs of re-bulge. I lucked out that time and learned
my lesson. I now inspect any northern boat's keel much more carefully.
Shaft-strut leakage – Clean off the bottom paint,
if they'll let you, and look for faint lines around where the strut is glassed
into the hull. Then look for indications of leakage from the inside.
Strange-colored epoxies stuck here and there like gum under a school desk show
that something was not right. Look carefully around the place where the strut
comes through the hull or at the edge of a glass panel. If you can't see
every-where, look for signs of things like the gas, water, or waste tanks having
been removed and replaced. Do this especially if the tank looks original, as
that most likely means it was removed just to get underneath it.
Reseating a glassed-in shaft strut to make a desperately leaking cruiser
a dry bilger was a personal triumph for me. But the procedure is too involved
to explain in a paragraph. Suffice to say, it can be done, and my material
investment was only about $75. However, this is major glasswork where strength
and quality can't be left to chance and shouldn't be attempted without some
experience in the area. I would do it again if I had to, but I would prefer
not to.
Severe cradle sag – Ask yourself, "How bad is it
and how cheap is the boat?" The Hunter 25 had it, but for a $400 pocket cruiser
I took the gamble. With propping that took the cradle pressure off the sag, we
used strips of marine plywood at the interior zenith of the problem area and
pushed out slowly with a 4-ton Porta Power. By "slowly," I mean a couple pumps
each day for a week. Once it was back to its correct position, we glassed in the
strips of plywood we had pushed against and added glass-tube rib support to the
entire area, letting the repair cure for two days before releasing the Porta Power.
Freeing the hydraulic pressure on the jack was the moment of truth, but the
hull held its contour. I always joked that if I ever hit a reef or got rammed, I
hoped it would be in that repair quarter as it was the strongest part of the
hull by far. Our technique was successful, and the material cost of the repair
was minimal. But that boat was only about 4,500 pounds. If I had pushed a jack
foot through the hull I could probably still have gotten enough salvage out of
the boat to cover my investment. I would prefer not to try it again on a larger,
more valuable, boat. But if the boat were cheap enough, I'd try most anything.
The launch
Launch day is the re-birth of what was once neglected and condemned. But
let's face it, birth is not an aesthetically attractive event. Launching the
project boat for the first time takes thick skin and broad shoulders. Remember
that giving the rest of the marina something to watch and talk about over
cocktails in their cockpits is a noble gesture. It's all part of boating.
Personally, I find the tension thrilling and enthralling. You've tested the
seacocks with pressurized water, but will they leak in the bay? What about the
keel bolts? Will the engine run under load as well as it did on the cradle? Are
the chainplates as good as they look? Will a halyard break or a top mast pulley
give? You bring everything you can imagine you might need to fix anything you
can imagine might go wrong. But don't let your imagination overwhelm you. You're
doing what few would dare, saving a hull from some yard's death row, and having
fun too.
Never-ending quest
I may never have the perfect gelcoat, the completely dry cabin, a spotless
engine room, or a fantastic console of matching instruments. But I can improve
my teak this year and fix that bigger gelcoat gouge above the rubrail. I can
re-oil the cabin wood, re-seat that leaky head window, fix that anchor locker
latch, and probably use something from the chandlery to make a better cover
for the rode locker . . . all without serious expense.
My quest is not to have the perfect boat, but to make every boat I
have better with the passage of every year, no matter where I may start. The
most important part of TLC is L. Anyone who has fixed up and sailed a
bottom-feeder boat knows this satisfaction.