Meet Dr. Doom, Eric R. Pianka, (Perspective 2)
In the first quarter of 2006, speaking to the Texas Academy of Science, a world-renowned
ecologist, advocated for the extermination of 90 percent of the human species in a most
horrible and painful manner. Apparently at the speaker's direction, the speech was not video
taped by the Academy. This detail may not be easily verified. Is the extermination of a large
part of the earths human population chilling? or simply a provocative method of stating the
simple need to reduce resource waste by the dominate species of our home planet. Apparently
the Academy members present gave the speaker a standing ovation. Do they get it? I don't know.
Is there a missing moral outrage or more likely releif that he said it so I don't have to.
Meeting Doctor Doom
A few hundred members of the Texas Academy of Science raised to their feet and gave a
standing ovation to a speech that enthusiastically advocated the elimination of 90 percent
of Earth's population by airborne Ebola. The speech was given by Dr. Eric R. Pianka the
University of Texas evolutionary ecologist and lizard expert who the Academy named the 2006
Distinguished Texas Scientist.
Something curious occurred a minute before Pianka began speaking. An official of the Academy
approached a video camera operator at the front of the auditorium and engaged him in animated
conversation. The camera operator did not look pleased as he pointed the lens of the big camera
to the ceiling and slowly walked away.
Professor Pianka began his speech by explaining that the general public is not yet ready
to hear what he was about to tell us.
One of Pianka's earliest points was a condemnation of anthropocentrism, or the idea that
humankind occupies a privileged position in the Universe. He told a story about how a neighbor
asked him what good the lizards are that he studies. He answered, “What good are you?”
Pianka hammered his point home by exclaiming, “We're no better than bacteria!”
Pianka then began laying out his concerns about how human overpopulation
is ruining the Earth. He presented a doomsday scenario in which he claimed that the sharp
increase in human population since the beginning of the industrial age is devastating the
planet. He warned that quick steps must be taken to restore the planet before it's too late.
Saving the Earth with Ebola
Professor Pianka said the Earth as we know it will not survive without drastic measures.
He asserted that the only feasible solution to saving the Earth is to reduce the population
to 10 percent of the present number.
He then showed solutions for reducing the world's population in the form of a slide
depicting the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. War and famine would not do, he explained.
Instead, disease offered the most efficient and fastest way to kill the billions that
must soon die if the population crisis is to be solved.
AIDS is not an efficient killer, he explained, because it is too slow. His favorite
candidate for eliminating 90 percent of the world's population is airborne Ebola
( Ebola Reston ), because it is both highly lethal and it kills in days, instead
of years. However, Professor Pianka did not mention that Ebola victims die a slow and torturous
death as the virus initiates a cascade of biological calamities inside the victim that
eventually liquefy the internal organs.
After praising the Ebola virus for its efficiency at killing, Pianka paused, leaned over the
lectern, looked at us and carefully said, “We've got airborne 90 percent mortality in humans.
Killing humans. Think about that.”
Revisiting his call for mass death when he reflected on the oil situation.
“And the fossil fuels are running out,” he said, “so I think we may have to cut back to
two billion, which would be about one-third as many people.” So the oil crisis alone may
require eliminating two-third's of the world's population.
How soon must the mass dying begin if Earth is to be saved? Apparently fairly soon, for
Pianka suggested he might be around when the killer disease goes to work. He was born in 1939,
and his lengthy obituary appears on his website.
When Pianka finished his remarks, the audience applauded.
During a question and answer session Professor Pianka stated that other diseases are
also efficient killers.
The audience laughed when he said, “You know, the bird flu's good, too.” They laughed
again when he proposed, with a discernable note of glee in his voice that, “We need to
sterilize everybody on the Earth.”
Pianka, "I speak to the converted!"
Pianka condems politicians in general and Al Gore by name, because they do not address
the population problem and "...because they deceive the public in every way they can to
stay in power."
He spoke glowingly of the police state in China that enforces their one-child policy.
He said, "Smarter people have fewer kids." He said those who don't have a conscience about
the Earth will inherit the Earth, "...because those who care make fewer babies and those
that didn't care made more babies." He said we will evolve as uncaring people, and "I think
IQs are falling for the same reason, too."
Is Dr. Pianka.death wish really aimed at Africans, for Ebola is found only in Central
Africa. Dr. Pianka states, Ebola does not discriminate, kills everyone and could spread
to Europe and the the Americas by a single infected airplane passenger.
Dangerous Times
Must now we worry that a Pianka-worshipping former student might someday become a
professional biologist or physician with access to the most deadly strains of viruses
and bacteria? I believe that airborne Is Ebola that Good? May be not. Ebola is
unlikely to threaten the world
outside of Central Africa. But scientists have regenerated the 1918 Spanish flu virus
that killed 50 million people. There is concern that small pox might someday return.
And what other terrible plagues are waiting out there in the natural world to cross
the species barrier and to which scientists will one day have access?
Dealing with Doctor Doom Read and you decide.