Adult Junction

A Compendium of Adult stuff (NO Porn!), I find interesting
...for the curious

Questions that haunt me...

 

• If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
  
  
• Can you cry under water?
  
  
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  
  
• Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
  
  
• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
  
  
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  
  
• What disease did cured ham actually have?
  
  
• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  
  
• Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
  
  
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  
  
• Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
  
  
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  
  
• Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
  
  
• They're going to see you naked anyway.
  
  
• Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
  
  
• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  
  
• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
  
  
• Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
  
  
• If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
  
  
• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
  They're both dogs!
  
  
• If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
  
  
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  
  
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  
  
• Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  
  
• Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  
  
• Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
  
  
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
  
  
• Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
  
  

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